Joseph P.

Cambridge-born, London-made. I work in tech Monday to Friday (for a gay dating app!), but for the past few years I’ve also been helping visitors experience the best of this incredible city. Whether you’re after iconic sights, hidden gems, nightlife, culture, or something a little more adventurous, tell me your vibe and I’ll create a personalised tour just for you from mild to wild.

My tour style is completely tailored to you. If you’d like to see the classic London sights and hear the stories behind them, we can absolutely do that.

If history isn’t your thing and you’d rather explore London like a local, I’m happy to show you different boroughs, cool cafés, hidden gems and great places to eat.

Or maybe you’re here to party and just want a fun friend to go out with and a wingman who knows the scene. I’m very well seasoned in London nightlife and know where to take you (and when), depending on your vibe. The London gay scene can be a little complicated, and many of the best parties and events aren’t the kind of places you’ll simply find on Google.

Above all, I’m very approachable and easy-going. I’ve got plenty of stories to tell and I’d love to hear yours too, so whether you’re looking for a guide, a local friend, or a great night out, we’ll have a brilliant time together.

I enjoy guiding LGBTQ+ travellers because sometimes the best part of a trip isn’t the landmarks it’s feeling welcomed, understood, and shown around by someone who gets it. London can be huge, chaotic, and occasionally confusing, so I like helping people skip the nonsense and get straight to the good bits.

Whether that’s history, hidden gems, great food, or where the fun actually is after dark, I love helping visitors feel at home here. Plus, I get to meet interesting people from all over the world and collect even more stories along the way.